Black-faced spoonbill

Mr. Zombie

How come some people get to be so annoying and irrational? Mr. Zombie happens to be this kind of person, and worst of all, he's my colleague. He claims that he had studied abroad at UCLA before, though his behavior might bring shame to the school.

Mr. Zombie is the last person in the world whom I or anyone would want to associate with, which is partly due to his emotionless face. When he talks, people may mistaken that he's really skilled at ventriloquism--since there're only words and sounds, but no sign of him talking to anybody at all. What's worse, when he gets upset, he starts to criticize people sarcastically, which 9 times out of 10 are false accusations. You may wonder why don't I just ignore him, well, I wish I could. But the thing with Mr. Zombie is that he's my superior, which forces me to have to listen to him, or in the worst case, talk to him. Imagine the spookiest thing in the world, multiplies it with ten, and then you basically get the level of horror when one has to deal with Mr. Zombie.

In Taoism tales, people used a slip of paper with incantation written on it to dispel Chinese zombies. Perhaps I can find a wizard who can help me with this problem.

Slacking off

So many things happened this summer that I didn't have time to record them all. Also, I'm trying to adjust to a new way of life recently, so I have trouble finding time to idle online or update my blog. Well, perhaps these are all excuses for my slacking off. It actually feels good to be back and casually mark down my emotions and life.

Summer came like Cinnamon

I'm never a summer person. It's too hot, especially in Tainan, notorious for its sizzling heat and humidity. Because of the above-mentioned factors, unfortunately, I often sweat like a pig right after taking a shower. Sometimes I wonder why bother taking a shower since I sweat anyways. Plus, summer is when I smell stinky body odor, mostly from guys. Every time my nose detects such stink, I always hold my breath for as long as possible, coz I don't want to die of poison gas or anything of that sort. The only thing cool about summer is that I get to have summer vacation, which I can take a rest after a year of hard work.

But this summer will definitely be different. However hot and humid it is, however bad the man sitting next to me smells, I'm for sure gonna have lots and lots of fun. Hooray! Judy's summer officially starts today!

Go find better things to do

It's weird that people I don't know or dislike are reading my blog. Especially those I dislike. Don't get me wrong, strangers don't even know who I am, so I don't mind them reading. But the situation gets awkward when people I don't like read my blog. I mean, why are you reading, and what do you care? Leave me alone and mind your own business. Yes, I'm talking about you.